spee

spee –v: to digitally stimulate an orifice in the manner in which one might use a dial telephone, i.e. in a broad circular stroke.

Spee my asshole.

by Hal Jackson September 29, 2010

percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

by Donkey81 February 25, 2008

Speed Vault

A movement in the art of Parkour used to clear obstacles at speed. This involves running at a high speed towards an obstacle and placing one hand on the object, swinging the legs clear and continuing running. This vault is highly effective and can easily be adapted to other vaults such as turn vaults and certain underbar variations.

"Dude! That speed vault was so fluid!"

by Josh Knill September 17, 2006

speed-suit

A speed-suit is a short-sleeved jumpsuit favored by certain super-scientists who demand both comfort and ease from their clothing. When properly fitted, it should crotch six inches below the natural inseam. The common speed suit is predominantly polyester, allowing occupational hazards such as baby burps to be easily cleaned off with a lemony wipe.

Mentioned frequently by Dr Venture on "The Venture Brothers"

A speed-suit says to the world: "Look out! I know what I'm wearing for the rest of my life!"

by Destoroyah September 19, 2010

Lamer Speech

A form of Internet 'lingo' including, but not limited to, stupid abbreviations and words with letters switched.

teh, pron, lol, rofl, lmao, omg

by Protected September 10, 2003

percy-speed

Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/r² , where:

P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your mass
r² = your distance at any point in time from Percy

Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.

The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.

by Jeff81 March 31, 2008

asian speed

Extreme speed while doing anything technology related.

Seung texted with asian speed. Nitsua hacked the mainframe with asian speed.

by Jimorrison March 25, 2009