Speed Hating

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends

"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

gamer speed

Gamer Speed occurs when a gamer of any kind enters a bullet-time like state where their reaction time greatly increases to a massive degree or manages to think 1 or more steps ahead of the enemy

Person 1: dude I just entered gamer speed
Person 2: holy shit what did it feel like

Person 1: time slowed down and I could sense people next move

Person 3: DIRTY HACKER

by Harrybo68419 December 11, 2020

Speed hump

A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow

Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump

by 665565555 April 19, 2019

speed gang

The act of letting multiple women quickly peg you in quick succession. A speed gang is often used as a cooldown period for someone who needs a break from molesting young teens.

I was hitting up this 13-year-old girl in the DMs but had to take a break and let my girl speed gang my asshole

by boneduck July 18, 2022

speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)

“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark

by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021

Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019