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Sniff and Search

When a smelly odor tends to linger without being able to detect the source of the stank thus leading you on a search using your nose to locate the source of the smell.
Damn last night I woke up 3 times to go on a sniff and search, later found out Cindy feed the pups taco bell with fire sauce they slept under the bed passing gas all night.
Sniff and Search by pauljcjt July 22, 2013

National Lucy Sears is Fit Month

Free Coupon for a Dick Pic from Lucy Sears. Know a Lucy Sears and are very trivial in size. For the month of October, its Lucy Sears is fit Month.
Papadapolous: Hey Sears boo
Lucy Sears: What Mr Papadapolous
Papadapolous: Its National Lucy Sears is Fit Month send Pics
Lucy Sears: *Cries in Fit*

Zachery James Searle 

a Very not Asian, Asian mofo with the biggest bowl cut that Is better than Oliver tree bowlet
What's up Zachery James Searle how is life going Oininoninoninon

help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary 

You just searched your self up on urban dictionary and now you need help
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist

don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there
Person1: Help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary! What do I do?
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".

how are you this bored to search this up

Self explanatory- The definition is in the title.
Person 1: Hey wanna search up how are you this bored to search this up
Person 2: …this is what I get for letting you out of the mental facility.
Person 1 hahahahahahahahahaha

separation of church and state 

The idea that government shall favor no religion for another or make no law that is bias toward one religion and not another.

What it does not say is that elected officials can not be religious. It says they should make no law that favors religion or display favoritism in a public government institution.

Putting a cross in the back of your office is fine, displaying a statue of the ten commandments in front of a court house is not.
What? Can't buy beer on Sundays in some states, that violates separation of Church and State.

What? "In God We Trust" on coinage, the government is favoring Christianity over other religions. I feel this violates separation of church and state. I shouldn't have to be preached inside of a court house or inside of a school. If I want to hear preaching, I could go to church or temple or a mosque or whatever else their is.