Spank-Wank

The act of masturbation, via the medium of slapping one penis to the point of orgasm.

Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.

by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016

Spank vision

Jacking off with laptop on stomach, no sight of dick; in some cases, pretending that your dick is the one on the laptop screen.

I'm ready to act like I'm fucking her with my spank vision.

by C-hamm April 17, 2014

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

spank bank

A sperm bank.

"Dude, wanna make easy money?"
"Sure dude,"
"Dude, you gotta go down to the Soho Spank Bank, they pay every donor £20!"
"Sweet, I'm gonna become a millionaire!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

spanking your clit

spanking your clit the female version of spanking your monkey jacking off

teacher what are you doing

student im spanking my clit whats it look like im doing

teacher spanking your clit in class is not appropriate you need to stop it right now go to the bathroom and do it not in my class

student yes mam i got you

by littlejimmie June 4, 2019

spank take out

Man or woman on the way home from work commuting while viewing porn of their choice on a smart phone to let off steam or just to rub one off.

Dude: "Are you on your way home from work?"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"

by hilbilly1 December 26, 2013