black salami

honestly one of the most impressive things ive ever seen in my life

John - "Yo have u seen black salami"
Pete - "Yeah that shit was unreal, I wish I was that big"

by yhisannpc February 27, 2025

Jade salami

A big black girl with a monstrous sneeze

“Mum I think I’ve failed my exam i couldn’t concentrate because there was a Jade salami in the exam room”

by Dvaiwnfhaowbd March 23, 2025

saggy salami

When your fanny is saggy and flops around and tastes like meat, or it looks like a wet subway sandwich and tastes and smells like a fishmonger. You filthy tramp wash your fanny.

Your nan has saggy salami, tell her to fucking wash it.

by Salami muncher June 2, 2025

feras solaihim

sooooooooooooooooooo attractive awooga awooga uhmm has a girlfriend yet is gay (dont ask how) looks like a cininomon roll is a cinimoin roll also is like tech slave for his friends

guy :PLEASE FERAS PLEASE HELP ME WITH THJIS IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF 3 DAYS
feras solaihim : no i wanna call with zain :(

by zඞin June 10, 2025

thommy salami

the most perfect male appendage anyone has ever layed eyes on

did you see the thommy salami on that guy

by corncobcock August 22, 2025

Traumy salami

Traumy salami is really whether you believe it or not truly the ultimate blessing. An experience that hits you and at the peak of your disbelief a massive wave of feeling utter disbelief wash over you and you race to figure out what exactly just happened to you, what events lead you to this place of absolute defeat. One has to ask themselves how in the midst of such confusion the traumy salami engulfed and consumed your existence while every unspoken need and desire have been fulfilled. Leaving you with a sense of satisfaction and at peace. Leaving you exactly where you should be. You will walk away with an everlasting feeling of knowing you have been totally wrecked and dominated by a true savage. An unbelievable force of nature. Respect the traumy salami, say the name so that it may echo across the land and all may know whats coming.

They just got put to bed by Traumy salami. Rest in peace.

by Vertigo812 August 24, 2025

Green Dick Slaminitus

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.

Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!

by ScientificStreet knowledge November 27, 2017