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sneaky pedro

A strange sexual act where a Mexican helps out in some way whether it be sexually or for another purpose. Sneaky because they can go unnoticed and Pedro is a Mexican name. THE SNEAKY PEDRO
using a Mexican as a chair during sex, using a Mexican to hold a womans head in the air while you hold up her body and screw her like crazy. sneaky pedro
sneaky pedro by tomato sauce May 27, 2008
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Sneaky Chicken 

When you come on your chick then beat her with a pillow and the feathers stick.
Hey man. Did you see Melissa this morning? Yeah, looks like she got her salad tossed and the sneaky chicken.
Sneaky Chicken by Susie Susie Lee January 28, 2009

sneaky pete 

The use of a brown paper bag to conceal the contents or label of a bottle. The appearance of a sneaky pete has become synonomous with alcohol, so concealment is rarely achieved by using one.
"I can't drink this in public, i'm on probation you wanker!"

"Relaxe, just use a sneaky pete!"
sneaky pete by anthonyreid781 September 1, 2008

sneaky tits 

The breasts of a woman that appear at first to be in the A-B cup size range while in a chick's shirt or sports bra, but once exposed and discovered by a fine gentleman, are truly a set of C-D cup titties that run shit and gain a lot of appreciation.

or the inverse;

The meat balloons of a woman that she has artificially enhanced through the use of padded bras or other devices that result in false advertisement for dudes a.k.a. Displaying a healthy set of C-D titties but really having A-B titties we don't really give a shit about and can't tit fuck.
Vince: Yo Will, how'd shit go with that broad you took home from Nikki Beach last night? Looked like she had a sick body but an average set of titties.

Will: Bro i meant to call you this morning....I took that chick home, started going at it with her, and when i took her shirt off, a set of sneaky tits popped out. I couldn't believe it. I was expecting a small perky rack and then a set of D puppies hugged my face. Good time bro.

or

Vince: You aren't gonna believe this bro. Remember that broad I brought home that had those tits we were high fiving about?

Will: Yeah of course son.

Vince: Yeah they were fucking sneaky tits. I feel ripped off.

Will: No way!!!! Victoria from Victoria's Secret is a cunt for inventing those bras.

Sneaky Pete 

Some sperm that leaves the penis before ejaculation or cumming.
Dude I thought you always pulled out.

Yeah I do it must have been a sneaky pete
Sneaky Pete by toofake123 November 7, 2011

Sneaky Sneaky 

What eastern europeans with accents refer to as alchohol, drugs, or other sketchy substances they are selling.
"Hey comrade, do you have the sneaky sneaky?"




Sneaky Sneaky by surfinloo February 2, 2009

Sneaky Hot 

Sneaky Hot: Someone who may not appear to by the hottie, but has all sorts of devious tricks and hidden talents that make them much hotter than first impression.
Ex. "Dude, that girl looks like a 5, but she's so sneaky hot she's actually a 9."
Sneaky Hot by Baromosa July 11, 2011