Epileptic Slide

When you install clap lights in your house. Then fuck an epileptic girl and see how many ass claps it takes for her to have a seizure.

Ashley and I were trying the Epileptic Slide last night and she got up to 26 claps, new record!

by Creme De La Nut September 24, 2020

Michigan slide

Traveling over several lanes of traffic without warning and or signal, while cutting off several vehicles, and yelling "MICHIGAN SLIDE!"

We woulda missed the exit if it weren't for that Michigan Slide.

by Johnny Murphy! June 11, 2010

A clean slide

The act of taking a shit wiping your ass and seeing the paper it totally clean. also see naked monkey

wow I took a dump the paper was clean...A clean slide

by The Cire July 29, 2009

burger slide

a common phenomenon that occurs when a tomato is placed on a hamburger or cheeseburger, causing the top half of the sandwich to slide away from the bottom, or vice-versa.

"Aw man, the top bun just slipped and landed on the floor." "Yup, that's burger slide alright. Damn you tomato!"

by TeethII November 17, 2009

stratford slide

When in a pool with a hot girl, one slides her bathing suit over to finger bang her.

Courtney looked like she was talking to Kevin, but really her pulled a Stratford Slide on her.

by TheManFromNantucket September 30, 2015

thugging sliding

Gripping a glock at a 90 degree angle while sliding down a children's blow-up water slide. Extra points if this takes place at a kids 4th birthday party and if the family has matching t-shirts.

"Wyd" "Thugging Sliding down at my cousins birthday party."

by hannerbananer1118 December 28, 2022

ghetto slide

Crossing three or more lanes of traffic quickly without turn signal or care for other drivers usually to an exit.

I can’t take the Dan Ryan without one person doing the ghetto slide onto 55 south.

by swaggytrumpet November 10, 2017