skin trombone

An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.

I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.

by ChinchillaWarrior January 5, 2016

Skin Helmet

The head of a penis

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!

by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021

skin flute

a penis, cock, dick, or whatever nickname you may have for it

Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)

"Greg M. rubbed his skin flute as he watched the guys at the lunch table"

also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"

by LuNcH TaBlE FuN 20 December 5, 2003

Skins NOOB

Based on the british tv show skins and all there wild parties
a skins noob is someone who in the middle of a party will say
"OMG its like skins "
to which everyone will look at that person and will then be beaten down.
aka michael fowler

"shit,man this parties sick "
"yh man its like a skins party"
"i cant actually beleive u just sed that u fucking skins noob"

by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009

Skin Baby

Any person who looks like a shaved chimpanzee or monkey. Used as a negative description.

Yo dawg, you look like an absolute Skin Baby.

Skin Baby!

by Isdustbinn March 27, 2020

skin bong

slang for penis

"Any of you fine bitches like hitting the skin bong?"

by Anthony Beaman March 24, 2010

skin omelette

A skin omelette is a synonym for vagina.

After a night of profound love making: 'I'll tell you what Cluett, she had a lovely skin omelette!'

by EstcourtAvenue November 6, 2013