that one stings

a certain way of showing the humiliation someone recieves after being insulted

Frank: Hey Dan your so poor that one time i saw you kicking cans and i asked what you were doing and you said "moving"
Ryan: THAT ONE STINGS

by jake April 11, 2005

National Lap sitting day

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th

Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”

by MyM3mesAreD34D October 18, 2019

sitting on

'Sitting on' usually means 'doing something.' If you took it literally, you're an idiot.

I was sitting on my phone for ten hours

by einSitzpinkler May 4, 2018

stingray

1.A fuckin' widowmaker. 2. A dangerous or otherwise ill advised feat.

Don't arm wrestle the garbage disposal, it's a godamn stingray.

by Samuel C. Adams September 6, 2006

double sixing

It's a number code, the same as 69 , only... instead of head to toe, head to head. Can be doggy when the two 6's are facing the same way, or missionary style, when the 6's are facing each other

"We're double sixing it, night after night :" (as in The Kill's "Doing It to Death")

by Powderkeg! May 17, 2016

sting

One-time successful recording artist with a face like a squashed crab.

Sting found fame with the Police then as a solo artist.
Totally self-absorbed, his main interests have since been tribes, singing in his bare feet (?) and tantric sex.

A word of advice Sting: if that's what tantric sex does to your face, then celibacy is WAY OVERDUE. And sort your hair out n'all, it's weird...

by clairem May 27, 2007

stingy bastard

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs=Stingy Bastard

by britbong November 25, 2013