single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020

Single Mom Coupon Code

A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.

Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.

*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*

Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"

by HabibiRex July 9, 2023

National Single People Day

if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day

"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"

by yomommapoopiebaka August 2, 2022

is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?

When you mistaken the urban dictionary (a very very time wasting website) as the google search engine and you type this sentence because you want to find something it doesn't have.

A person: i think i'm going to search is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?
Urban dictionary: YOU ARE BANNED FOR TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING WE DON"T HAVE!!!
A person: *Faint*

by 08yu March 21, 2020

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018

Hot Russian Singles In Your Area

The Basic Ad You Get While Watching some…you know.. you know..

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I love watching Abella Danger getting anal fucked. GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE WITH THESE ADS
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by WeedEater69 July 23, 2021

Single women dating over 50

An ad you get while in school searching on here instead of working. Yeah that's right, I caught you. Get back to work.

Person 1: Hey dude, what is that ad?
Person 2: Single women dating over 50..?
Person 1: Lol you could use that.
Person 2: Fuck you. I'm not that old.

by I worship jerethy, our saviour April 11, 2022