shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

Shredding some powder

Another term for doing cocaine.

Oh the cops started breakin' up a party and caught me shredding some powder.

by a man with a word October 21, 2010

Shred d

To dance on the dance floor.

derived from the term "tearing up the dance floor"
People dance so hard that they shred the floor to pieces.

"Where do you wanna go out tonight"
--"Don't care where we go, I just wanna shred D"

by Damiqua January 15, 2011

Shredder

A stupid purse and/or bag that looks like a cat, or has been destroyed by a cat

Can be found at H&M. Example: Shopping at H&M "do you like this bag?" "no it looks like a stupid cat-bag, like a shredder".

by JMAWCGY June 6, 2011

Shredder

A person who is a bully and hurts people's feelings all the time even after he graduates and becomes staff at the school. He also does sexual stuff that people are not comfortable talking about. The person that he talks about usually wants to leave the building. and sometimes does.

A shredder likes picking on a kid and likes to sexually harass them.

by soundtech August 22, 2011

shredable

something that is extremely pitted to ride skis or a snowboard on

The mountain is so shredable today its going to be a sesh and a half

by jedskittles January 25, 2012

Shreadtits

A significant amount of manliness or authority in any competition or occasion; The act of total domination; Overpowering

(any combination of Shead and Tits in a statement or phrase)

Chuck Norris shreadtits when he preforms his round-house kick.

"Let's go shred some tits"

"I shredded those guy's tits"

"Its titshreading-time"

by Twaksta August 2, 2012