Shituation

A current experience that is entirely negative.

I waited In line at the DMV for an hour and a half, and then I was informed I needed my passport, which I didn’t bring. What a shituation!

by LarryD67 November 26, 2025

shitbeater

this happens when a man shits in his hand and then masturbaiting making the shit act as a lubricant.

“i just got to know he is a shitbeater.”

by dipshitter January 3, 2026

shitballs

when you wipe from behind up to your ballsack and shit gets on your balls.

damn it, I got shitballs from wiping the wrong way! >:(

by thedefinitionistrue January 13, 2026

Sticky shituation

Defined. Sticky shit

When taking an uncomfortable sticky shit that takes ages to wipe. I wish id never used my in laws toilets. I was in there for 15mins. I had a sticky shituation

by Kingy32 May 25, 2016

Mashed Shitatoes

The act of shitting in the shower, then stomping the shit through the shower drain/grate. There then is a rat that eats the shit in the sewer and finds its way to a diner, home, etc... The rat then dies in a potato bin from ingesting whatever nasty garbage you ate and shit out, gets mistaken for a potato, Gets fried and eaten by some fat little kid who looks like gibby from icarly.

Dude I ate a mashed shitatoes today, the rat really looked Like a potato!

by Jersey King September 30, 2020

Katsuyori Shibata

The Wrestler

Katsuyori Shibata should’ve won the IWGP Heavyweight Title and the IWGP Intercontinental Title

by JVentura415 May 20, 2021

MANDATORY SHITEATER

PERMUTER GHOST utilized in the definition.

You can say the GYPSY PROOF is SHITEATER MANDATORY to eat that GOLD OUT OF SHIT for the MANDATORY SHITEATER to be a perfect JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE 7:40 AM...CHAMBER OF DIGITAL COMMERCE uses FINGERS TO EAT SHIT LITERALLY.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY July 21, 2021