Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

shifting

shifting means switching reality’s, you are shifting to a reality that’s already there, you’re NOT making a new one!!

hey anna what is shifting?

by rosesmcudr July 24, 2021

shifting

shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.

there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.

and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.

shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.

by barkingcats July 17, 2023

Shift

A word used in Ireland to express sleep

Me and my freind are going to shift tonight

by Jamieisdaddy February 2, 2021

Gift Shifting

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting

Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.

by Hafester May 13, 2009

Taken a shift

An American Term for when something isn’t working and has a mind of its own.

My phones taken a shift, I’ll call you back later

by USAmoose December 5, 2024

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017