dick shaving

The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.

Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.

by Mr. Chef of TF2 February 2, 2018

Mangekyo sharenganal

The sexual act of fucking a girl so hard in the arse with no lubrication that it starts to bleed, then squeezing the blood off the tip of your penis into her eyes thus passing on the mangekyo sharenganal.

Michael: dude do Barbara's eyes look different today?
Nathan: yeah I passed on the mangekyo sharenganal to her last night.
Michael: that's the secret technique of your clan, I hope you rinsengand your balls in the sink afterwards.

by 7793 October 12, 2019

U got a staring problem bah

a term used by eshays to initiate fights between different packs of eshays when travelling

Eshay 1: u got a staring problem bah

eshay 2 :you wanna fight ya dog

eshay 3,4,5,6 we'll beat u up ya dogs

by icantspellyesandisubmitted April 27, 2021

sharking

Popularised by 'Questionable Content' cartoonist Jeff Jacques in comic #1397, sharking is the act of pressing ones' erect penis against the side of a sleeping partner.

"Marten kept sharking me awake."

""Sharking" you?"

"You know how sometimes if you're sleepin' with a guy he'll snuggle up to you and you feel something poking you in the side?
That's the Boner Shark."

by Cold Chicken Sandwich May 5, 2009

sharking

One's relentless circling of the perimeter of a party in pursuit of sexual encounters, repetitive in nature. The shark finally works up the confidence to approach, but those inside the party act as seals, darting away when the shark finally makes entry.

Some sharks have especially weird fetishes, and approach only upon smelling blood.

After sharking for hours, Alden finally broke through murky waters to snatch Alex, but she had fake tits.

by findingnemo September 15, 2013

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend June 16, 2011

shaking your lettuce

when a girl has a piss in public

look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.

by matt November 13, 2003