Seattle

Like Portland, but bigger and with even worse weather. Overall, they both suck.

The Pacific Northwest blows.

by Kyle February 26, 2005

Seattle

The most evil city in the US

Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL

by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005

seattlegirled

To peg a guy mercilessly.

I heard Joe got seattlegirled last night.

by amanda givens March 6, 2008

Seattle Squeegee

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.

I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.

by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006

Settler Sweats

The Non-white variation of Jungle Fever.

i.e, a black person or other non-white race dating exclusively white people

Well in her defense, Jarrod has Settler Sweats just as bad

by DJSCOOBERT87 December 6, 2010

Seattle Slush Puppie

The act of having sex in a freezer while your partner holds an ice cube hostage in their arse. At climax the ice cube is released, ejaculated up on and crushed in to a refreshing beverage.

Sam was having sex with his wife in the freezer while she held an icecube hostage in her arse. after, he spunked on the icecube and put it in a blender for her to drink. This became the Seattle Slush Puppie

by The Smiling Sam November 2, 2013

Seattle Basic Bitch

A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.

Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.

by Seattlelover January 7, 2015