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Self service gasoline

A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!

What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!

This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!

If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"

I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 18, 2022
mugGet the Self service gasolinemug.

Self Service Kiosk

Noun

A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.
I don’t know how to use this thing (self service kiosk)
by thegingerbeardman December 3, 2019
mugGet the Self Service Kioskmug.

Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people
That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
mugGet the Middle east church servicemug.

Enerstructure code FAAST free as a service trade

Global trade agreement to end war modeled after software as a service spliced with NAFTA.
The first of many philanthropic contributions #1 from worldlyscholars mastermind group forum.
Concept is intended for US president Donald Trump's administration to umbrella & leave a legacy tomake America #1. May Trump's team of experts to mandate project Enerstructure Code FAAST free as a service trade. Current dialog of Enerstructure may open for discussion become as project Elementricity for prelaunch codename Whenerstructure.
Full how to plan upon pilot prelaunch advisory role rooted in schematics for a contingent plan if and when Digi Pea is contacted via mastermind group that went tits up due to lack of funding for worldlyscholars and worldlywisdom dot com mastermind forums.

Your welcome and thank you for the opportunity MR PRESIDENT.
Here is my free gift to you so long as accurate citations for creator of the idea in all postings or forum replies to threads, footer must contain "brought to you in part by DIGI READ DO".
808 Drum code encompasses Plant Code & Drug Code- at adoption simply Grid Code.
A transcontinental push to spread the word of how to end all war.
FAAST eliminates identity theft, solves the opioid crisis, and puts an end to the war on leisure or "war on drugs".
FAAST bridges three primary industries of telecom, as a service software, and utility enerstructure.
mugGet the Enerstructure code FAAST free as a service trademug.

Best Toilet Service (BTS)

Sigma: What is the full form of BTS?

BTSfan: It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan!
Sigma: No, it’s not….
BTSfan: Huh? Then what’s the real full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service (BTS)

BTSfan: 😭😭😭😭
by King of all gamers March 5, 2024
mugGet the Best Toilet Service (BTS)mug.

Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.
If you violate our Terms Of Service, you will be hanged by your boss Lil Tay!
by Mxlvxn September 8, 2018
mugGet the Terms Of Servicemug.

Service desk

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.
Shit man, I love you, you are so service desk.
by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019
mugGet the Service deskmug.

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