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Fan Service;《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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cellar services

1. A traditional native Colombian approach to Human Resources within a hospitality environment, encompassing total staff welfare through the medium of trips to the basement for various narcotics

2. A thinly veiled excuse to take drugs
“Here, the gas needs changingcellar services?”
by Nommy Timbus March 14, 2025
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To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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privacy policy and terms of service.

To be honest who reads this you just scroll past, even the game designers make it possible to skip it as fast as possible.
did you just actually read the privacy policy and terms of service.
by dhkjefcyncnehjsdf May 11, 2022
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Cox service provider

When you pimp out your gay friend to the homies
Your friend is cute. You wanna talk to him?
Oh my god your such a cox service provider!
by Clickbait592 May 13, 2019
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Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
by Lolsueme November 7, 2021
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