selfie

masturbation
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or

Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"

that film was so.... I had to do a selfie driving home

by Alpino January 6, 2021

ai selfies

An app to create professional headshots using ai

Ai selfies allows you to create profile pictures from your selfies

by Krjony December 27, 2024

social selfie

social selfie

( to be abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie one specifically takes in order to put on their social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.

Since I don't use social media all that much I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test

by Sexydimma January 5, 2015

selfie

the subject of the picture must be the taker of the picture

not a selfie I'm sick and tired of people calling pictures that are NOT selfies selfies I'm sorry but NO!!

by jessnaegele September 22, 2015

Selfie-Up

When a member in a group gets their camera out, the other members in the group come together, this coming together is called "selfie-up"

I want a photo, "selfie-up" people.

by That Guy 25 November 19, 2018

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.

(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"

by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013