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A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.
What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.
A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.
A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."
"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024
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Schmohawk - Peoples or person of Hebrew ethnicity who idolizes and/or emulates Native American people and their culture.
Schmohawk - Peoples or person of Hebrew ethnicity who idolizes and/or emulates Native American people and their culture.
Crystal: My family and I is genuine Cherokee Indian. I reckon I don't look it, but that's the gospel truth.
Yehuda: I feel that. My bubbie says that I'm 1/64 Schmohawk; that's why I can't grow a beard right.
Yehuda: I feel that. My bubbie says that I'm 1/64 Schmohawk; that's why I can't grow a beard right.
by josh672 (phyto) January 6, 2025
Get the Schmohawk mug.(Verb) (Past Tense of "Schmoo:") To convince your poker opponent, especially in Texas Hold'em, not to fold their hand because they "might actually win something," when you know that you have the winning hand and they will lose more chips. This is best done with a shit-eating grin on your face. Not to be confused with a "bluff," the act of raising in a round of betting when your hand is weak. This is best performed in games that do not involve money and for humorous effect among friends and family, especially novice players that are still learning the ropes.
"Kim, you shouldn't fold this hand, look at the River, you might actually win this one!"
"Ok David! I guess I'll call this time!"
"Well...I lied, you should have folded, because I have Three of a Kind!"
"I only have a pair! YOU SCHMOO'D ME!"
"Ok David! I guess I'll call this time!"
"Well...I lied, you should have folded, because I have Three of a Kind!"
"I only have a pair! YOU SCHMOO'D ME!"
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