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a hellhole where kids have to spend their time going to for a big chunk of their lives, in order to learn useless crap, while at the same time getting harassed, bullied and picked on by stupid kids and being yelled at by stupid pathetic teachers.
John: I hate going to school. There are too many stupid asshole kids there. I want to quit.

Joe: Well, you've got to put up with it and stay in school so you can get a good job at the end, unfortunately.
by funny fellas January 25, 2014
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A place where kids get torched for 18 years. They start at the age of 5 years and end school at 17 or 18

Divided into two school years -

Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12

Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat

Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Student asking the teacher about history

Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"

Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
by schoolboy69 April 23, 2014
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A prison where poor, innocent, children go to "learn". Many teachers think they have the power to control students behaviour, but in reality, they can't. The students are prisoners. There behaviour makes sense. It's the reason you'll block out the first 18 years of your life.
Person 1: remember that prison called school?
Person 2: yeah worst prison ever.
by epicalex95 May 11, 2014
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Secretly a kid prison.
SCHOOL:
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
School. |Prison. |
Little fresh air. |Little fresh air time. |
Bad food. |Bad food. |
Locked up in a room. |Locked up in a room|
Tortured. |Tortured. |
by Whydowehaveschool April 26, 2014
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Waste of your time
by Kevin▲ May 30, 2014
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School, is one form of prison. Like, how the fuck do kids go their without getting anxiety. Almost nobody uses algebra in their jobs, but yet people have to spend 12 years in hell about numbers. And nobody, ever, uses proper English, but why do we learn it? I just can't ugh.
I can't take it no more.

School is just too fucking hard.
by Sassy_Sykes August 20, 2014
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A place where innocent kids are forced to learn things that they will probably never even use in life
by Dschnerds August 24, 2014
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