Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

Satan Awful

Something really horrible, unpleasant or abominable.

I had woken up from nightmares of that Satan Awful Scary Maze game.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 16, 2022

satan's syrup

It's a beautiful shot of heroin,ready to inject into one's blood stream.that causes awesomeness.

Josh and Wyane are feeling awesome after a shot of Satan's syrup.

by Dr pyzer November 20, 2016

Satan's semen

A shot of half Fireball and half Rumpleminze

3 shots of Satan's semen please, and lemon drop for the ladies

by Rumpleguy69 March 08, 2022

satan black

As dark as Satan

The person had hair like Satan black

by Phantom Sis May 11, 2015

Satan's Bowels

one of the most intense bongs I've smoked, with the entirety resembling the shape of the bowels of Satan.

"Pass me Satan's Bowels!"

"Pack a bowl in Satan's Bowels"

"Satan's Bowels got me RIPPED!!!"

by chelliem July 13, 2009

Satan's lube

When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.

Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.

by Cheetoeater666 May 25, 2018