Salmon Panty

the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish

Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.

by Skankbone November 26, 2013

Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James October 19, 2015

Salmon Sac

A used condom full of semen that is left inside the vagina after pulling out.

Ted didn't want his mom to find a used condom in his trash can, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016

Salmon Sac

When a used condom full of semen is left inside the vagina after the guy pulls out.

Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016

salmon dive

The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.

"Chrissie B fell off his skateboard and performed the ultimate salmon dive!"

by Sendu20 July 31, 2016

Salmon and BJ Day

The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.

I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.

by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016

Salmond

To be salmond means to fall victim to the overwhelming stench of microwaved fish, usually in an office setting. Widely regarded as the quintessential office faux pas, reheating fish of any sort, but especially Salmon, is most definitely grounds for termination.

I salmond my boss today, so I should probably start packing my desk now.

by CreepyCarl2 July 2, 2016