sexy dan

The long blonde haired man that is so succulently sexy and deliciously cravable everytime my horny eyes meet his carcus.

I always crave sexy Dan in the early morning.

Sexy Dan is the dessert of all time

by Jadoeade;DanJuice June 18, 2021

sexy decoy

1. A common term used by Maury Povitch on his syndicated television show "Maury" describing an actress who is hired to put guests in difficult, sexually tense, situations in order to prove the guests' infidelity to their mates.

Usually narrated by Maury Povitch: "We've set up a sexy decoy with Eric. Lets see what happens."

by Bobby June 2, 2004

Sexy Panda

Super sexy, super cool (but mostly sexy) person, just like a Panda!

Guy 1: Dude, I was hanging out with a Sexy Panda the other day.

Guy 2: Nice, dude! She's a total score!

by Barcadigamberi July 5, 2012

sexy fart

The fart of a pretty girl . Believe or sleep out, it is sexy. It is better if she had a fleshy butt, so the fart will sound beautiful. Now there was a girl with tight jeans and she was waiting hard crossing her legs. There was a teacher around, and even she heard that beautiful fart!
PRRRRRRRRR..
Now the reason she farted- She was chewing a gum and she wanted to blaw it out, but that missy blew out her asshole.

>>>>>I'm sorry. I farted.
>>>it is ok babe, it is a sexy fart.

by yehanfourty April 17, 2006

sexy bitch

Someone who is incredibly, irresistibly, and drop dead gorgeous.

"Have you seen Matt and Tim today?"
"No."
"They look like sexy bitches."
"Don't they always?"
"Very true."

by helllllllllooooooo November 9, 2009

Sexy Brows

A nickname for a person who actually has the complete opposite of attractive eye brows. Frequently, they're uni brows, or uneven, but in all cases they are unappealing.

"Dude, did you see that guy's uni brow?"
"Oh, him? Yeah, that's Sexy Brows."

by Sexy Brows Lovah April 3, 2009

sexy llama

One so sexy they can be awesome enough to be reffered to as a llama.

"Hey, look at that sexy llama over there!" or "My llama is sexier than yours" and one of my favorites "Hey, get your hands off my sexy llama!"

by Kandybat April 10, 2010