Rofl Knife

Made for very funny slicing. Somtimes rofl knife wants lmao blood.

1."Damn boring bread. I'll use my ROFL KNIFE!"

2."OMG. I cannot control my ROFL KNIFE! It wants lmao blood! *slicing and screaming* Oh my rofl knife is better now.

by Aesalonius October 7, 2008

Rockland

Boring county west of the Hudson. And that's where its stigma originates from: West of the Hudson. Given that Rockland kind of reminds real New Yorkers (Westchester/NYC/LI) of Jersey, people are inclined not to think of it as part of NY. Although Rockland IS no more north than Westchester, simply because the Thruway goes west before it heads north, that gives people in Westchester the impression they are going "upstate" into Rockland since they pass thru to get to places like Orange/Ulster/Sullivan County. Rockland has no walkability to it (no sidewalks, no interesting towns or neighborhoods) so is therefore NOT part of the real New York.

Anything in NYS west of the Hudson, as well as Bedford and up east of the river, should secede into the State of Upstate New York.

by Axo June 1, 2005

ROFL-WAFFLE

A waffle that is so deliciously funny that you say rofl-waffle!

Rofl-Waffle man! Good shit!

by TheMoonMan3236 February 8, 2009

roffle

rolling on floor laughing!

I am roffling so hard right now, s0n!!!1

by M0USEhunter February 23, 2003

rofflmmfaowcmeo

rollin on fuckin floor laughing my motha fucken ass off while crying my eyes out!

THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY LAST NIGHT
i KNOW i WAS rofflmmfaowcmeo

by OSCAR ViGiL June 1, 2009

Rofl-lol

Rofl-lol; a twee and underhand way of describing the date-rape drug 'rohypnol'. Coined in the mid 00's to hybridise Internet culture and sick, twisted humour.

"How many would you like?"
"How many what?"
"How many rofl-lol's do you take?"

by andrewjohnson September 3, 2009

roflastc

rolling on the floor laughing and smelling the carpet

'oh me and lucas were just roflastc, it smells of raspberries'

by shortshortstuff April 22, 2012