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Hall Road

Located in the heart of Macomb County, MI

Hall road is known as a disorganized pothole ridden road. It is well known for causing manic episodes of flat tires and road rage.
Though the official speed is 45 mph you are likely to be tailgated at 65 mph.
I was only 30 mins late by taking Hall Road today instead of 19 mile
by JakeXL April 8, 2017
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Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
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calgary road block

is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.
So I'm driving in my abulance down hwy#2 and these two pieces of pure panty waiste are creating a Calgary Road block. I have my lights flashing and my sirens blazing. Nothing, they just wont move. Outa nowhere a RCMP comes wheeling around me and smashes that Calgary Road block right off the Highway.Justice served
by Justa Do'nmyjob July 22, 2008
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roadsodes

Watching tv episodes while driving.
Dude, pop in a roadsode of breaking bad.

Hey, lets plan a trip to vegas. I already have a bunch of roadsodes lined up.
by evol1knobi September 13, 2013
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Tesla Roadster 2.0

Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".
Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0
by ☭UCRCR☭ January 4, 2022
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road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)
Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.
by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005
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roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat to a girl while in the car.
"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."
by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008
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