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smoker's rights

The misguided and incorrect notion that smokers have, or should have, rights related to their smoking. Chavs and other forms of white trash believe in smoker's rights just like children believe in the tooth fairy. Many people who feel entitled to smoker's rights also feel they are entitled to welfare and Medicaid.
The big fat chav slob got upset when told to put out her cigarette in the restaurant and started yelling "smoker's rights" until everyone laughed at her as she was thrown out of the place. She felt that she had a right to make others smell her gross odor, instead of others having a right to clean air while they enjoyed their dinner. She, of course, was also one of those idiots who thinks that it's unconstitutional to require someone to get a driver license to drive on publicly built and owned roads, to pay income taxes (even though the 16th Amendment explicitly authorizes them). She's probably also so stupid that she doesn't realize she'll get cancer soon, and look wrinkled and ugly before she's 30 years old.
by PMax April 22, 2008
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self righteous

Being smugly superior morally to everyone else.
Normal Guy: Hey want to go get a beer?

Guy #2: No sorry, drinking destroys the mind and body. You shouldn't drink.

Normal Guy: What a self righteous bastard.
by lolcatz123l August 23, 2011
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Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob

While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.
"Oh Sharon I'm just dying to get one of those Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjobs you're always bragging about!"
by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007
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oh right

An statement to say when somebody is saying something which you have no interest in at all, but they are extremely enthusiastic about.
Has to be sed in a low tone of voice whith not much pitch change.
Helen: OMG jade has gone up a cup size.
Amy:......oh right *no eye contact*
by Elenor May 15, 2005
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Get your Mind Right

A term used to tell someone to get it together and start using thier brain.
Hey man, you got us all kicked out of the bar last night for throwing that beer bottle. You need to get your mind right.
by phrasee January 5, 2010
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right on

Guy 1 -I romped through that sloppy mudpit last night.
Guy 2- RIGHT ON!!!!
by helatious hollow March 29, 2009
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I am so gay for you right now

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
by weeksfree February 9, 2010
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