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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.
Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!
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Ol’ Washington Reach-around

When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off
Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities
by arsen_28 June 10, 2022
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I got reach

Saying you have a ginormous penis without so profane or being a pervert.
Jason: Dont want to brag but I got reach!

Matteo: Wow! Can i see!?
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Baby Jack Reacher

A little man who thinks he's an action hero, but in reality is just a little man
Look at the little baby jack reacher over there, wearing his leather jacket and high boots, I'm gonna go lift him up.
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