A bitch that does not give two flying fucks about a task assigned or given by someone or themselves anytime of day or night PERRRRIOD------> .
Perra <----Spanish be acting like a full on procrastinater even though she keep saying she busy, tf wrong with her?
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Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
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Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
by fraj23 March 3, 2012
Get the Procrastibate mug.When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.
Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."
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Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.
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