Port-folded

( noun/adjective) A state of exhaustion that is achieved by obsessively working on your portfolio site.

After tweaking the formatting of my website for the 12 hours straight, I am port-folded.

I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!

by ungrammed April 13, 2022

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

Pass port bros

When hoes be so crazy in America you have to get your ass up and go to Japan to get a wife

Pass port bros be based as hell

by Brett Cooper is a W June 7, 2024

Blown Gas Port

A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.

Or

A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.

I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!

Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!

by GunSlapsTech February 1, 2025

Port Augusta Secondary School

Port Augusta Secondary School Aka Pass where the Kids smoke vapes and Have Bongs in the toilets Where kids fuck eachother In The Toilets, Where random fights happen and where mobbings are “Fair Fights” where you’ll get Mobbed for Just breathing in someone’s Direction, Also Where the teachers are pedophiles and Girls get raped And where cousins make out, Also Your crush is probably ur uncle

Person 1: what school are you going to?
Person 2:Port augusta secondary school-
Person 1: Wish You luck Don’t Get Raped😊

by JackelBalls4 March 2, 2023

The Port

A town and port in Cheshire, England, part of the Cheshire West and Chester local authority and home of the well known Bobby Lewis

That Bobby Lewis kid is from The Port ain't he?

by Obama for Prime Minister 2024 December 18, 2019

Port Chester Slap

the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.

Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.

by userxx35s#x November 8, 2022