dread poet's voice

A rhythmic style of reading poetry, akin to beging on a boat in choppy seas. The reader's voice goes up and down, up and down, and the words of the peom are lost in the waves of pulsating intonation.

I should have taken Dramamine to offset her dread poet's voice.

by gcl1224 September 21, 2011

Vogon Poetry Code

Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.

A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:

$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {

$id = rand(1, 10000000);

mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}

by EnglishMouse October 3, 2012

epi-poeticism

noun.
1. A freshly-stated and/or alternative perspective on an enlightened thought; cleverly and/or artistically expressed with excellent use of grammar, syntax, and/or spelling.
2. Tremendously well-written insight.
3. Epic poetry or prose.

" 'The word emotion stands for: energy in motion. When we're truthful to ourselves about how we feel, we can use our emotions to our advantage', is an example of epi-poeticism."

by bau3r November 19, 2016

jennifar poetar

thegreedygrande 's alter ego. Verrie cute hufflepuff

look iss jennifar poetar!

by sevenringsz March 17, 2019

Simple Poetic Veteran

Represents a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Simple Poetic Veteran has published nine books.

by simplepoetvet July 22, 2019

swash poetry

Low-brow rhymes, mostly dirty.

I wanna tickle your gherkin
With my bearskin merkin...

That’s some nasty swash poetry!

by Out of Anchorage October 17, 2019

smack poetry

1. To smack poetry in a verbally abusing way 2. The act of smacking someone's butt

Example: If you accidentally smack someone's butt then you can say it was just 'smack poetry'

Stop using smack poetry it's mean

by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020