Popcorn on the Cob

Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.

Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!

by NebraskanStyle May 03, 2010

Cheese Popcorn

slang for childporn

Edp was leaked watching cheese popcorn

by Theonlyeye November 22, 2023

Popcorn Jarfing

similar to sounding. the act of shoving popcorn kernels into your urethra, and then holding a lighter up to your meat stick until the kernels pop inside your urethra. this act can be a form of sexual pleasure, or torture

"yo, tired i popcorn jarfing the other day, i never had so much nut, blood and popcorn kernels flooding from my dick before!"

"fuck Chinese Water Torture, i'm going to popcorn jarf him until his dick blows off and be has no choice but to become trans"

by #1 popcorn jarfer January 23, 2025

Popcorn fart

the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.

"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"

by Dogvideo September 24, 2022

Lesbian popcorn

A bunch of greasy salty bitches jumping up and down on a trampoline

If you come to my sleepover party, you’d better be down for some lesbian popcorn.

by Julia’s imaginary friends March 29, 2019

Anal Popcorn

An anal popcorn is an anus that has a kernel/std in it that popped when you put it in the microwave. Once it’s been popped you can eat it steamed, fried, boiled, etc.

Gigi: I love anal popcorn!
Sophia: I hate anal popcorn. I love fried anal though…

by Banana Anal September 09, 2022

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 04, 2024