pig strips

a synonym for bacon, coined by me.

Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?

Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.

Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?

Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.

Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!

*both laugh*

by um... bob May 9, 2009

to be wild-pigged

Term used when someone is naively looking forward to a new unexpected challenge, but eventually is totally overwhelmed by the difficulty and roughness of the situation.

To be wild-pigged / to wild-pig someone:

This consultancy job is wild-pigging him.

Players of FC Zbrojovka Brno were happy because of promotion to the 1st Czech football league. However, they were wild-pigged by the competition.

by Vlastashvilli October 6, 2020

jig pig

a white bitch that fucks niggers

yo nigga look at that jig pig right there fam

by upsiecrk January 26, 2016

Gunky pig

a offensive slur for a gay or lesbian person

that gunky pig is in my butt

by dat gunky pig May 9, 2023

peppa pig

the infamous world war 2 death factory comes to life by Daniel mcnabb

peppa pig is bonertasitc

by Daniel gordon mcnabb April 14, 2020

launch the pig

The opposite of jump the shark. The precise moment when you know a movie, television program, band, actor, politician, or other public figure has taken a turn for the amazing, ramped up its game, become even more unspeakably awesome, etc.; the moment you it went from good to great.

The origin of this phrase comes from the movie District 9, where a heavily-armed robotic alien battlesuit uses a gravity gun to pick up and fire a pig at an enemy.

Independence Day's launch the pig moment was when they uploaded the virus to the alien mothership.

by pipes! September 6, 2009

in a pig's ass

A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.

Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!

Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"

Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."

New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!

by your testicles July 26, 2010