Matthew Perkins

A reaaaaally ugly 'red' head, more orange. lives near regina

wooah did u see that ugly red head?

Yess his name is Matthew Perkins

by sk8terlater100000 July 9, 2009

Quad Perky

Particularly painful and prickly percolation. Having sex right after shaving your pubic hairs, so that there is a little prickly stubble that pokes your partner.

I pulled a Quad Perky with my girlfriend, and she slapped me and left the room.

by The Percolator 69 April 13, 2011

jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher

thats so jared perkins

by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011

alice perks

alice means hairy in Greek

"woah my plums so hairy it looks like alice perks"

by alxocicbsb December 5, 2013

Jordan Perkins

A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.

'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'

by RealSuttonRoadman69 May 1, 2016

mrs perkingson

It's a really nice school teachers name

Mrs. Perkingson: you are just like Mrs perkingson

by el hacker September 21, 2016

ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same

dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke

by jparklover February 21, 2017