Phazzing

The act of going to a party and stealing whatever you can find

Lads let's go to that party on saturday, good opportunity to do some phazzing

by Lord Phazz April 29, 2010

phantom fail

Failure that is secretly cloaked by the outward appearance of success. When one masks their shortcomings by distracting others with a random achievement.

chick: That guy seems really cool!
friend: No way. He's just covering his shitty personality by taking on the appearance of an edgy geek.

chick: I see... another case of phantom fail.

by thechickencow March 15, 2011

phanacorn

the phanacorn is a fairy unicorn. i thought of the word with my friend one day. we are obsessed with unicorns and faires. so we put them together and got"Phanacorn"

a phanacorn-a unicorn with pointy ears and dainty wings

by lover girl 2000 May 7, 2011

phaghot

this is when you feel too rude to say Faggot, phaghot is more for your dumb friends that you love to pieces aka terms of endearment.

hey fuckhead are you goin out tonight or are you going to be a phaghot all your life

by KrystinThaBoSs August 15, 2011

Phantom Drunk Friend

A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.

Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.

by Leanne0121 October 6, 2011

phagocytoastis

the ingestion of toast by an amoeba, a variation of phagocytosis.

It was not I who stole the toast from the toaster, it was an amoeba, he phagocytoastisized it!

by Turniptree November 16, 2011

Phat Kronie

1. Your boy that is fat as phuck
2. Any of your homies that is down to chill when others aren't

ex. Jeff: Yo lets go get fucked up tonight
Davey: Whateva you say phat kronie

by DaveyF January 26, 2013