Get a Pen 

When someone implies that using a pencil is not good enough for the task at hand, and suggests that you Get a Pen! Ussually said in a loud tone of voice.

Teacher: Do you have something to write with?

Student: I have a pencil.

Teacher: Get a Pen!!!

Get a Pen by Stingfly January 20, 2011

rape pen 

An object distributed by departments of health nation-wide to promote those who have been raped to call the phone number distinctly labeled on the pen.

They have also become a rare fad in schools. When a rape pen is spotted it is normally followed by someone saying protect against rape!

Please call 1-888-956-RAPE

Omg a rape pen! Protect against rape!

Hey, can I borrow your rape pen?

rape pen by MAR** March 25, 2008

Vape pen Gender

The profession where one's gender is not assumed, but rather specified as a flavor of vape. Usually has cock, hence the "pen." You could be any flavor and have any accessories with your vape pen gender and anyone who doesn't agree with it is worse than Hitler and should be burned in the oven.

"Dude! I sexually identify as a vape pen gender! I'm oat flavored and have the jewish flag with ashes on it."

Vape pen Gender by Sexual orientation professor February 17, 2017

butt pen 

when your favorite or fancy pen gets stolen from a customer but ends up in the butt pocket of your assistant manager.

ay, yo is that a butt pen in yo pocket, giiiiirl?

butt pen by chaii March 27, 2009

smacking pen 

beating off (also pen smacking)

I rented some porn and started smacking pen.

smacking pen by Sean April 10, 2004

da pen

Da pen in a vape with weed in it

“Do you have a vape but I want some weed” “I got da pen” “let me hit some”

da pen by Oooga booga June 25, 2018

Fountain Pen 

A pen used for serious mother fucking faggots

Hey Jack, can I borrow a fountain pen? (Implying he is a huge faggot)

Fountain Pen by CripSlayer52 March 28, 2015