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phone pecker

A person who is constantly looking at and poking they're phone, no matter where they are, while not listening to someone while they are talking.
Stop being a phone pecker and listen to me.

Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?

Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.
by Jay Lebel June 19, 2014
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tiny pecker syndrome

The condition in which a person or people will try to associate desirability with selves to compensate for lack of natural desirability.

After a panel of psychologists psycho analyzed the Canadian people the found the civilization would try to surround themselves with desirable people or objects because everything about Canadians is pathetic. Upon realizing it was natural inadequacies they coined the term tiny pecker syndrome. (TP'S) because Canadians are about useful as toilet paper.
The canadians still live with TP'S (tiny pecker syndrome)
by Orobos666 July 7, 2016
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Knat Pecker

The diameter of a nanometer a nanometer is smaller than a hair dna which it's penis is fucking small as fuck. Knat are about the size of 4 pieces of hair and is small af
David pecker is the size of a knat's pecker. The knat pecker is the size of a nanometer.LOL
by Gtakiller341 June 23, 2018
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puny pecker

He has extreme nose powers however his genitals are microscopic tamed by none other than the aesthetic one he is only defensive about his peepee when aesthetic is in range
Hey look puny peckers existing again eww
by Beathan belms January 2, 2019
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The Double Pecker

The act of one guy who sits on another guys shoulders and they both pee into the same urinal.
When one guy says "i have to pee", and another guy says "me two" the first guy sits on top of the second guy's shoulders and they both pee into the urinal at the same. Thus commencing the Double Pecker In most cases the 2nd guy is wearing a red sox hat and probably gay.
by dude29 November 4, 2012
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pecker checker

the doctor, specially when u go in fer a lil turn and cough.
" dude i'm busy this mornin, i gotta go to the pecker checker. gettin that physical. "
by the dick doctor August 24, 2005
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pecker

A pecker is the end or tip of a penis.
Vagina:"Dude, Penis, your pecker is turning red!!!"
Penis:"I know, I'm blushing!!!"
by Douchebag March 2, 2003
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