parker kendrick

the most amazing boyfriend ever! he has amazing friends and is always driving his crazy girlfriend around. :)

omg there is parker kendrick he is so sweet!

by crazygirlfriend February 25, 2012

parker olivia

The coolest people in the world. Who like watching ducks dive for fish at narragansette beach.

Look at the duck dive, Parker Olivia!

by OParker September 22, 2013

parker house roll

You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.

My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.

Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?

by Jacob Nicaragua February 2, 2016

Parker

A large feller who enjoys consuming big macs on the daily. Catches small fish but thinks he's the next KVD. His friends tend to call him a slaunch donkey.

"Do you see that kid over there eating 4 big macs?"
"Yeah, his name must be Parker, he's a slaunch donkey."

by slaunchdonkey10 June 6, 2018

Parker

Parker’s are usually very annoying they have extremely greasy blonde hair and upset very easily and they are extremely horrible at fortnite like the worst at it

Man Parker is so salty sometimes

by DankWizard January 15, 2019

Parker Matoon

gay little sharpie boy that no one likes.

wow Parker Matoon is such a disappointment.

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1iiiiiiiiii May 21, 2019

Parker

Parker is probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has gorgeous eyes. He can give you the wrong idea sometimes and can be lowkey dumb sometimes. A ton of girls take him for granted though, and don’t realize what they had until they’ve lost him. Any girl would be lucky to call him theirs. Parker usually likes younger girls, it’s just his preference. He’ll treat you like a queen and is the sweetest soul, unless you’re joking around, then he’s an asshole. But you gotta love him!

Vanessa : “Omg guys, I think Parker just looked at me”
Madison : *makes eye contact w him* Oh yeah, totally!”
Emma : “He’s so cute, I wish he would give me a chance!”

Hailey : “Yeah, right”

by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020