packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

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packing lunches

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.

Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!

by mcfisha January 25, 2008

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man packing

When there is an immediate need to travel and pack luggage, "man packing" refers to the furious and hurried manner of packing . The expression is meant to portray the common male stereotype of packing luggage without much thought as quickly as possible.

I had to catch a flight within 8 hours of notice and I was man packing everything I could find!

by skir November 17, 2017

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pre-pack

to pack items for a trip, then you discover you still need them and have to dig them back out.

He pre-packed his clothes three days too soon and had nothing to wear.

by medialover1 August 15, 2007

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Pack a Flounder

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.

After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.

by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013

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