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Ottawa Senator

Ottawa Senators are a team in the National Hockey League. Whenever they are losing, or in a tight spot, they play dirty and instigate fights.
Quite often, one can equate Ottawa Senator to cry-baby, whiner and/or spoiled brat.
Stop being such an Ottawa Senator, you can't win all the time.
by TheSock58 October 7, 2009
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raging otter

this takes two people to do. while someone is asleep one guy shoots a load on the sleeping victims face, and the other has diahreah on the victims face. you then punch them in the stomach so they wake up to the suprise of their life.
Sally and I gave that bitch ass Messenger a raging otter, and laughed when he cried like a little girl
by Loopy McLellan July 11, 2006
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otter fuck

Grabbing a woman, dragging her into deep water, poking her from behind while cracking shellfish on her tits.
Summer at the beach was great - the day care center provided lots of otter fuck opportunities.
by otter June 27, 2006
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Ontario

A really bland province in Canada.

Ontario’s culture is rooted in pussy loyalists that were too cowardly to stand up to the British during the American Revolution. After we sent the British on their way, the loyalists did not have the balls to face the music so they trotted over to Upper Canada which is now Ontario. Otherwise we would have burned them with sticks and beat their asses with bats and chains.

Ontario is made up of cities like Toronto that like to think they are just as genuine and cool as American cities but they just don't have the special jazz. The citizens are either pasty white law abiding puritans or super liberal new age types that pride themselves at being progressive. By the way the minorities are a bunch of lame poser wanksters so you can’t accuse me of picking on only the pasty whites.

Ottawa is a nice city but the core of the province made up of places like Waterloo, Hamilton, Toronto and Belleville which are completely lame. Unless you want to party with a bunch of stiff boring wussies, don’t go to Ontario. Montreal on the other hand is pretty ill.
I don't know what to say about Ontario. It's kind of like the mashed potatoes without the gravy.

I went to Toronto Ontario and it just didn't feel like the real thing.

Ontario Mom: Bradley, don't forget to wear your sunscreen and your helmet when you are out there. And remember to use hand signals for your turns when you are on your bicycle.

Pasty White Bradley: Yes mommy. I would never disobey the law. God Save the Queen and go Blue Jays even though all of our sports teams suck.
by Just don't like lame places August 4, 2009
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ontario

Big fish in a small pond...the locals have nothing going for them except for the fact that they're the biggest province in Canada, with Toronto the largest city in the country. But when you compare with the USA, where there's at least a dozen cities larger and cooler than T Dot (yup, those wankers actually call it that), and when you consider the fact that California has more people than Canada...being the largest province of this northern nation isn't that special after all. At least Vancouver's got decent cannabis and 4 ski resorts half an hour from downtown.

And for some reason, Ontarians also have this strange idea that their little Toronto and it's phallic CN tower can compare to New York. Don't ask me why.

Anyway, I went there once and I swear the only reason people are so rude is to pretend that they're in a hurry, like New Yorkers.
Yeah I'm under 21 and live in Buffalo...I drive over the border to Ontario when I'm need of a good beer. Nothing else to see up there though except for niagara falls...haha we've got our own, so screw them Canadians.
by Mike0006 September 5, 2006
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OTTER SLIDE

at the strip club

johnny "check out the otter slide" on that ripper
by Warfrin101 December 21, 2008
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Ontarihoe

A fine woman from Ontario, Canada. Although, the word is often used to describe any attractive Canadian woman.
Damn, Andrea is a hottie.
-She's from Canada.
Really? I'm trying to make her my Ontarihoe.
by FredSanford11 March 19, 2011
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