Night ready

In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.

Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.

by Dr Two April 19, 2010

Night burrito

Sex with a Mexican ladyboy.

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight

by Watahell September 29, 2018

Health Night

A night you take a break from excessive alcohol consumption and stay home.

Bro 1: "Yo brug let's get smashed. Just me and you."

Bro 2: "Can't. Gym tomorrow morning. Gotta take a health night."

by garrawr March 20, 2011

tub-night

When you're so fucked up that you have to sleep in the tub in fear of pissing yourself, as in piss drunk.

dude 1: man I was piss drunk last night, glad I called a tub-night.

dude 2: you are a loser dude.

by Macmayn October 15, 2013

Fiddle In the Night

Sex.
It's sex.

Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night

Andrew: Ah, I see.

by Future Dictionary April 15, 2019

Night Dreaming

You close your eyes and daydream at night time. You dont wanna sleep, but you daydream, think, or wish for things with your eyes closed

I'm not sleep yet, I'm only Night Dreaming

by Sushiwithcoon March 7, 2020

thong night

Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.

Tom couldn’t wait for Friday to come, he was excited for thong night

by clapbackjack May 3, 2022