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GF Blocked

When you have a GF (girlfriend) and suddenly all the chicks want you. and your GF is now blocking you from scoring with them all.
Dude 1: Bro, this chick is hot

Dude 2: Yeah, too bad i'm being GF blocked
by Mrdudemanguysir11 January 26, 2010
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Clock-Block

Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.
"Sorry I'm late for work. I got CLOCK-BLOCKED creeping my ex's Snapchat..."
by MATTheBRATT December 20, 2018
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Corpus Block

A measure of health in the game MADNESS: Project Nexus.

In-game, a Corpus can be damaged until it is empty, which then it is vurnurable to be broken if it is hit again. If you aren't hit for a period of time, your Corpus will regenerate; This can be sped up by dealing damage. Broken Corpus are lost until you can reach a medkit or a certain point. Losing all of your Corpus will usually result in being incapacitated.

Most adequate people can get up to three, but on average two is more likely, and for the especially frail people, one. It can also be viewed as a direct measurement of your ability to get up after sustaining a lot of injury. Additional Corpus blocks past five can be achieved by wearing stronger armor, or simply getting a lot stronger*

Can also be shortened to just "Corpus"

*Maxing out at Four
Sanford: Crap, I lost a Corpus Block back there.

Deimos: Hey, that's why we have three! I'll tell you if we see any medkits around.
by T.L-Hank June 18, 2023
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Tripping blocks

Similar to tripping balls. This is when a person get's really high then begins to play Minecraft.
Person 1: "Hey, man what did you do last night?"

Person 2: "Dude I got super stoned and started playing Minecraft. I was tripping blocks man."

Person 1: "That's sweet man!"
by sgbam42 March 16, 2012
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pisser's block

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.
Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.
by faldok August 15, 2012
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squad blocking

When someone outside of your squad gets between you and your squad.
"Dude, you can't just push between us like that. That's squad blocking."
by Nim Mizu May 2, 2015
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Moving blocks

Selling and/or “pushing drugs” in multiple neighborhoods
Aye man OhGeesy be out here Moving blocks everyday.
by YungDrxco November 12, 2019
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