Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024

Jar

Another word for drag or pull on a zoot or a vape, can be used in broader context as well.

Can I have some jar on your vape

Can I get couple jar on the zoot

by Nuffjar March 27, 2025

Jarred Gethers

a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.

"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."

by IamAwesome12345 February 4, 2010

Poop Jar

A secondary way of hiding/storing your poopy from your mom. Usually stored under a bed.

- So did you make the poop sock?
- No.
- Where is it then?
- In a jar, a Poop Jar
- Nice.

by Mr. Breast June 3, 2023

Jarred

The most handsome guy ever the best eyes the sweetest down to earth person he might make you angry sometimes but his amazing smile makes it all go away and the way his smile twitches sometimes cause hes so happy is the best thing ever he always listens even to the smallest details and cares so much about people and his animals and you can talk about god with him and conversate about the bible one of the best people god has ever sent to me.<3

Hi handsome pants (; (Jarred i spelled it right this time lol)

by M4ky.1432 April 9, 2025

in the jar

sexual activity there you put a figure in a jar and after that fill the jar with cum

im gonna put this figure in the jar

by mikakit April 13, 2024

jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024