Call of Duty

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A shitty First Person Shooter game that one can find on XBOX, PlayStation, Wii, and PC.

Call of Duty has been known to say that they're innovative... That's a bunch of bullshit. Each new iteration of CoD is the same fucking shit, just with different places and graphics.

Call of Duty has also attracted the most annoying fan base in gaming history.

A typical CoD lobby usually consists of...
-Virgins
-Kids that are way too young to even have an XBOX Live / PSN Account
-Manchildren
-Trolls
-Hackers
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Bigots
-DDoSers
-Exploiters
-Campers
-Shitty clans like FaZe (Come at me bro)
-The kitchen sink

Avoid Call of Duty at all costs because it's a virus that'll infect your console / PC.

Guy 1: Do you like Call of Duty?
Guy 2: No, I like actually having sex.
Guy 1: But CoD is so much better!
Guy 2: No, Actually having a life is better.

by Super Thicc July 28, 2014

Call of Duty

(1) Also known as C.O.D.. A series of first-person shooting video games that are famous for their multiplayer mode which mainly consists of angry, foul-mouthed five-year-olds that shouldn't even be cursing or playing the game at all at their young age.

(2) The belief that something should be done because it is your duty to do so. Hence the term "call of duty."

(1) I WILL FREAKING OWN YOU IN COD YOU STUPID DUMBASS

(2) Everyone respected him as he went above and beyond the call of duty.

by what the fuck is a sonic February 2, 2016

dooby call

A late night summons, often made by telephone to arrange for clandestine mind altering liaison through the use of marijuana on an ad hoc basis, or when you happen to be out of pot.

Dude, I was gonna go to bed early but Daryl dooby called me and I ended up smoking until 5am.

by OGHesterPrynne July 14, 2016

Pi Calling

When math geeks could experience a deeper relationship with mathematics’s most beloved constant, as they delight in her presence, who is more than willing to reveal more of her numerical or geometric secrets to those who seek her with all their heart, mind, and soul.

Like Jesus, Pi calling. Why not enjoy peace in her transcendental presence?

by Fasters December 12, 2022

coke call

When youre chessed out alone and just wanna talk all day so you call random people and tell them your life story

Bob snorted a fat 8 ball and coke called his boss at work. Oops

by Burningbumhole December 3, 2017

dust calls

The receiving of a telephone call from a third world country.

"hey Margerat, who was that?"

"just another one of those dust calls again"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Jew call

When person X calls someone else, but only lets the phone ring once and hangs up immediately after, signaling to the dialed person that he/she should call back person X. In this situation person X doesn't need to pay for calling the other person.

Person Y: Yo, did you just give me a jew call?

Person X: Sorry, I'm cheap. Now let's talk.

by Dutchgiant January 3, 2017