Fret One

Fret one is a term coined by Saskatoon band Stallions in reference to the way a guitar is played during an extra heavy section of music. In order to produce a more dissonant sound, the guitarist plays chugs while holding the low E string down on the first fret. In order for it to sound correct the low E string must be drop-tuned to a D.
Examples of bands that have fret ones: Stallions, Blind Witness, Strangers and A Textbook Tragedy.

"Fuuuuck, that fret one made the breakdown balls heavy."

"If Slipknot played on fret one they'd be the perfect band."

by fretinus oneius September 7, 2009

ketel one

A Dutch vodka. One of the smoothest vodkas on the market, but relatively expensive.

Taking shots of Ketel One is actually pleasant.

by datawar February 20, 2005

five on one

A slang word for male masturbation. It refers to your 5 finers on your penis, hence 5 on 1.

Hey man, i'm horny, i think i'm gonna go do a lil 5-on-1.

by The Pimp February 3, 2003

one hitter

device for smoking dope, very small made for 1 hit

by dopey July 21, 2003

One in a million

One in a million means that you stand out in a crowd and you are special

I am one in a million

by Anonymous_hate_writer December 29, 2019

On a Good One

The physical, mental, and emotional condition one achieves through prolonged periods (generally multiple consecutive days) of sleep deprivation, malnutrition, & dehydration while under the influence of methamphetamines. Symptoms vary among individual users. However, common effects are delirium, schizophrenia, irritability, anxiety, mood swings, irrational & compulsive dis-assembly of household appliances & devices, chronic back & neck misalignment, and ill-advised barter of personal possessions (not necessarily belonging to the one affected by the condition).

The scatter-brained tweaker was obviously on a good one as he carpet surfed his car & sifted through the vacuum bag for meth on day five.

by Llenar13 January 30, 2010

one for the books

an occurence so incredible that will surely be remembered for years to come.

''Jeanette aptly labeled Tom as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.''

That's definetly one for the books, wouldn't you say?

Oh well, Jeanette....least you still have me...! ;)

by Robbie September 4, 2006