person 1: I like well done steak.
person 2: You have a very rare mental disorder which does not allow you to enjoy good food so kindly go waste your money to over cook your steak until it looks like a hokey puck dickhead
person 2: You have a very rare mental disorder which does not allow you to enjoy good food so kindly go waste your money to over cook your steak until it looks like a hokey puck dickhead
by ExDOTP@YT November 13, 2021

by Mik Deez October 27, 2011

When you smack a girl's ass so fucking hard that it gets red and starts bleeding (steak) and then you eat a ton of fucking green beans and shit into her ass (salad). She will have to get on her back and stick her ass up so the it all flows in good. Once its mixed you slurp it out with a straw or take it out and freeze it for popsicles! Your choice!
Bill: I went to this restuarant in NY and got the Brooklyn Steak Salad, Delicious!
Joe: You fucking freak!
Joe: You fucking freak!
by Joe Gimm January 6, 2010

Steak and Blow job day, as I've known it to be for many years is on March 10 due to it being the 69th day of the year except for when it is a leap year, then it is March 9. But for simplicity, let's just keep it March 10.
by SeriouslyRhymeswitgnOrange July 25, 2016

When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.
by Bigpoppa6969 May 15, 2016

A variation of steak. The T-Bone Steak comes from the vertebrae of a bovine animal.
It is eaten with the "T" shaped bone still present, thus being referred to as a "T-Bone" steak.
It is a very popular steak among many people, as it is rich in flavour.
It is eaten with the "T" shaped bone still present, thus being referred to as a "T-Bone" steak.
It is a very popular steak among many people, as it is rich in flavour.
"I'll have one T-Bone steak please, medium-rare, with onions and A1 steak sauce."
"I asked Sanjay Singh if he wanted any T-Bone steak to eat. He said it was against his religion to eat steak."
"Senior chief, let's stop at the Goat Locker and eat some T-Bone steak, I heard it's really good."
"I asked Sanjay Singh if he wanted any T-Bone steak to eat. He said it was against his religion to eat steak."
"Senior chief, let's stop at the Goat Locker and eat some T-Bone steak, I heard it's really good."
by RoundenBrown October 10, 2015

Kri: Ooh! A cow! chomp
Cow: WTF DUDE! You bit my ass!
Kri: What? I just wanted a Juicy Steak Butt.
That is one juicy butt steak.. °)/`¤´\°)
Cow: WTF DUDE! You bit my ass!
Kri: What? I just wanted a Juicy Steak Butt.
That is one juicy butt steak.. °)/`¤´\°)
by fartartpoptart August 1, 2017
