tasty lion

something completely awesome.

That movie was quite a tasty lion.. ;)

by goomba face August 16, 2009

A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 19, 2023

The Lion King

When your girl is on a heavy bleeding day on her period, have sex doggy style. When you blow your load, pull out and wipe your bloody dick across her ass and say “Simba!”

I was pounding my girl last night, and realized she was on her period, so I did the Lion King on her ass!

by RvTech March 17, 2020

Lion

A code term for a blow job , getting on all fours and letting him feed you the meat. (Get on your hands and knees and give him a blowjob)

Him: oi lion with me tonight b
Her: hah come here then

by Bhad.bb October 26, 2018

Lion’s Snout

When a man’s pubic hair is so jungle that when you look at it from the front with his weiner hanging under it, it looks just like a Lion Snout.

I dropped to my knees and looked at his hairy junk before swallowing my fears and going in for a kiss on that Lion’s Snout.

by BluLaura August 3, 2024

Lion

A top gay man more muscular than a twink but less heavy than a bear

"ugh Mike is such a twink"
"nah he's a lion, look at those abs"

by Nesqikkbb May 14, 2019

lumbar lion

huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.

you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.

by yoyoyoerock October 30, 2011