Chuck Norris 

A man who is as close to a god as possble.

Guy 1: Chuck Norris is god.
Guy 2: Yes. I look up to him.

Chuck Norris by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006

chuck norris 

the person to be able to kill gods with a roundhouse kick

the only reason why the zombies run towards you in l4d is because they are running away from chuck norris

chuck norris can split atoms with his fists

guy 1 "what will it be sir"
chuck norris "a whiskey"
guy 2 "whiskey is for fa...."
guy 2 dies because of chucks godliness

chuck norris by chuckchuckchuckchuck184868 January 10, 2010

chuck norris 

the one and only guy who has both testicles larger

99,9% of men have one testicle larger from the other one. both of chuck norris' testicles are larger.

chuck norris by Evalyen April 9, 2006

Chuck Norris 

One drop of ball-sweat from Jimmy Page's nuts mixed with two drops of ball-sweat from Bruce Lee's nuts.

Chuck Norris is combined ball-sweat of two gods.

Chuck Norris by the-truth-of-life January 9, 2011

chuck norris 

Theeee coolest fucking guy that has ever roundhoused on this planet. EVER.

Dude, Chuck Norris is my fucking hero.

chuck norris by gayyy April 28, 2006

Chuck Norris 

A bad ass who use to be undefeated in kicking ass, but lost to jorge nunez badly. His heart suffered a concussion that day.

Chuck Norris just got knocked out by da greatest.

Chuck Norris by Tupacolypse December 31, 2012

CHUCK NORRIS 

GOD DID NOT CREAT THE BIG BANG CHUCK NORRIS DID WHEN HE LIT HIS FART IN THE VACHUME OF SPACE

CHUCK NORRIS

CHUCK NORRIS by GIGITY GUAGMIRE December 17, 2011