pork noodle

A pork noodle is a child who is kind of a slob, but is your blood relative. It is an endearing way of describing a kid who is a hog when it comes to food, and selfish when it comes to giving and helping out others in need. Pork noodles usually do what is only good for them, and they disregard the wishes of their family members. If there is delicious food in the refrigerator that does not belong to them, they will go ahead and eat all of it without asking other people if it is alright to do so.

How is my little pork noodle doing?

by Wild Bill Jr April 20, 2008

Sloppy Noodle

When you buy some rubber sheets, lube, and a big black dildo and go to town.

DUDE I just got a sloppy noodle, let's go to town!

by Dr. Noodles. August 15, 2009

peking noodle

When one's penis is sticking through the hole in one's underpants. This is usually seen with boxer shorts.

When Jimmy took his pants off before basketball practice he was embarrassed when Frankie told him he had a peking noodle.

by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005

limp noodle

A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.

Freddy is a limp noodle.

by h0rney1 November 29, 2004

poop noodle

the stream of poop/piss mixture you urinate after having anal sex

Dude, last night I was having anal and this morning I had a gnarly poop noodle.

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

noodle pimp

a chinese man who consorts with multiple women, running a business in which the women sell their bodies for the profit of both themselves and the pimp.

usually dangles strands of noodles into there vaginas as payment.

Normal guy: omg look at that chinese kid! whats he doing with that noodle and that ho!?
Normal guy2: Its pretty obvious.. hes the noodle pimp in this block.

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Steven: i really want to be a noodle pimp when im older
Diddy: yeh me too!

by Dom and matt April 25, 2006

Noodling the ewok

1) go to the nearest taco bell and buy a 12 party pack of tacos
2)Proceed to eat tacos
3)Shit in a bowl
4)Break noodles in half with ur ashole
5)shave your pubes (manscaping)
6)when your partner is sleeping smear the fecal material all over their face
7)sprinkle the pubes on the face, the apply the broken noodles to the cheeks making the appearance of whiskers
8) Take many pictures and post them online

Dan: Hey I'M bored and i love star wars
Kevin: thats awesome i just ate a shit ton of taco bell and i love breaking noodles with my ass cheeks
Dan: i FEEL A noodling the ewok coming on
kEVIN: YOU TOOK the words out of my mouth

by obi-wanna-blowmi September 3, 2010