Thirst World Problems

Problems that are only experienced by people with an abundance of admirers and/or partners.

"That guy I was flirting with wants me - but he won't date polyamorous chicks." *Sulks*
"Oh honey you've got thirst world problems!"

by CiciMcGee May 29, 2021

Not my problem

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.

Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

problem

Mish. In other words, Mis.

Mish: "Every one is the problem"
No Mish. YOURE THE PROBLEM.

by kshsjowjdjwbwoxjshksoxj May 20, 2023

google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.

If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.

by vladdycat June 7, 2011

Problem child

Mpimpi

Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr

by Lexv June 1, 2024

suigi problem

A term used within the Super Mario 64 speedrunning community to describe the unprecedented and destabilizing dominance of the runner Suigi, who has simultaneously held all five major category world records — 0-Star, 1-Star, 16-Star, 70-Star, and 120-Star. The Suigi Problem represents a rare convergence of peak performance across all facets of the game, prompting existential concerns about the state of competition.

Dude, is GTM finally gonna solve the suigi problem?

by joeyishna October 3, 2025

The Moana Problem

The Moana Problem, first coined by Matthew Walsh circa 2024, is a theory that suggests that there is really no cure to Racism, especially with children.

Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.

“This is similar to The Moana Problem,” said Paul, who’s on a journey to defeat racism.

by YourfavoriteConservative January 6, 2025