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bent as a nine bob note 

Extremely homosexual.

British slang, "bent" being slang for gay, and a "nine bob note" being a fictitious currency ("bob" is slang for shilling, or post-decimalization, a five pent coin).

Similar to US slang "queer as a three dollar bill".
That guy in the hot pants was bent as a nine bob note!
bent as a nine bob note by Matunos January 24, 2009

Suicide sixty-nine

noun:A sexual finishing move based out of the standing sixty-nine position where the male, after recieving full pleasurment from the inverted female, proceeds to pile drive her into the ground, rendering her dazed and or unconcious.
Suicide sixty-nine, the easy way to avoid the ackward after sex talk
Suicide sixty-nine by Bill June 19, 2006

choking my nine yards

The boy was choking my nine yards.
choking my nine yards by RST73 November 19, 2007

Back Nine 

The act of having anal sex while on a golf course.
Hey baby, lets go to the golf course and do the Back Nine.
Back Nine by Golf-Pro641128 February 17, 2010

Gimme The Whole Nine Yards 

Meaning ; I want It All, I'll take It All, I'll Take Everything.

Origin ; It's A Construction Term Used When Receiving A Delivery From A Cement Truck. Cement Trucks Used To Carry A Maximum Load Of Nine Yards Of Cement.
Truck Driver: How Much You Want Today Joe?

Joe: "Gimme The Whole Nine Yards"

suck on my nine 

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.
"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"
suck on my nine by beavuhh October 16, 2009